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PLANET DANTASTIC: MARRAKESH
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WHO FLIES TO MARRAKECH FROM UK?

British Airways
Royal Air Maroc
Atlas Blue (charter company)
Easyjet
ThomsonFly go from Manchester, from £4.73!

BEFORE YOU GO

Arm yourself with a copy of the Hedonist’s Guide to Marrakech which is available to buyonline. See http://www.ahedonistsguideto.com/ or http://www.hg2.com/

WHEN SHOULD I GO?

May, September, October are hot but not unbearable. Prices drop on June 1st as it gets hotter. Weather guide at

http://www.weather.com/activities/travel/businesstraveler/weather/climo-monthly-graph.html?locid=MOXX0004&from=search

WHERE TO STAY: MEDINA

Riad Mehdi – http://www.riadmehdi.net/ – New build but looks old. Beautiful pair of traditionally decorated houses around a central courtyard – with spa treatments & very pretty pool area. In the Medina (the old City) but at the edge, so you can take a taxi right to the door. Try for the room with the balcony overlooking the pool. Excellent value, almost always booked up.

Riad el Fenn http://www.riadelfenn.com/ – Vanessa Branson’s enormous trendy Riad right by the Bab Le Kssour gate. Amazing, enormous roof terrace and one of the best masseuses in town. You can do cookery lessons here, and Viviana who runs it is the absolute oracle on what to buy where in Marrakech.

Villa des Orangers http://www.villadesorangers.com/ – a good Medina option for the summer months, as it has a great pool (long and thin) and wonderful food served poolside. Quite expensive, but everybody I know who stays here returns with glowing reports.

Riad Farnatchi http://www.riadfarnatchi.com/ – trendy French run riad with small plunge pool. Very good with small children apparently!

Dar Karma http://www.dar-karma.com/ – small French-run guesthouse in the Medina; has 5 stylish rooms including 2 four-posters, and a pretty little plunge pool. You can rent the whole house (sleeps 10) for 1125 euro a night.

Riad Malika http://www.riadmalika.com/ Quirky riad with mixture of Moroccan and 60s Portobello stuff. Small square pool. Fantastic food. Cheap dinner, b&b deal.

Riad Lotus Perle – http://www.riadslotus.com/ – great place to stay in the Medina when it’s roasting hot because it’s all marble, and very cool. Small plunge pool. Avoid in winter. Check out my review for Mr & Mrs Smith - http://www.mrandmrssmith.com/luxury-hotels/morocco-hotels/marrakech-hotels/riad-lotus-perle/review/

Riad 72 http://www.riad72.com/ – ultra-chic Italian-run riad near the Bab Doukkala gate. Charming service. No pool.

Dar Les Cicognes http://www.lescigognes.com/ – exquisitely decorated small guesthouse in the Medina. Perfect in the colder months as it has no pool.

Kssour Agafay http://www.kssouragafay.com/ – members’ club in the medina. Marrakech’s answer to the Soho House.

Dar Barmileke http://www.darbamileke.com/uk/default.htm - sweet little family run riad recommended on ASW. Cheap.

WHERE TO STAY: NEW TOWN

Dar Rhizlane http://www.dar-rhizlane.com/ – fake old palace in the new town, just outside the city walls. Really handy for all the good bars and clubs. Beautiful pool.


WHERE TO STAY: PALMERAIE (literally "the palm grove", 15 mins from the Medina)

Dar Zemora – http://www.darzemora.com/ – lovely family run house in the Palmeraie, but relatively close to the Medina. Check out my review for Mr & Mrs Smith at http://www.mrandmrssmith.com/luxury-hotels/morocco-hotels/marrakech-hotels/dar-zemora/review/

Ksar Char Bagh - http://www.ksarcharbagh.com/
What can I say, one of the most beautiful hotels in the world, in the Palmeraie. French-run.

Jnane Tamsna - http://www.mrandmrssmith.com/luxury-hotels/morocco-hotels/marrakech-hotels/jnane-tamsna - chilled out luxury in the beautiful Palmeraie house used for In Spa retreats several times a year.

WHERE TO STAY: ELSEWHERE OUT OF TOWN

Caravanserai http://www.caravanserai.com/ – exquisite hotel with 17 rooms. Out on a limb but very peaceful. Fabulous pool and rooms; some suites have private plunge pools. You can also visit for lunch.

Le Bled http://www.lebled.com/ – a short drive outside town in the countryside, the former home of Pierre Balmain is an uber-chic farmhouse retreat with large airy bedrooms and a glorious pool. Exceptionally good value (as in ridiculously cheap). It would be lovely to stay here for a couple of nights and spend a couple in the Medina.

Coming soon: Murano Oriental Resort (from the team behind the Murano Urban Resort in Paris)

WHERE TO EAT

BO & ZIN (owned by Pierre from La Cantine in Paris) – 4km south east of the Old Town en route to Pacha. A great little jazzy funky scene. Similar to Le Comptoir, with a lovely breeze blowing through it. Good for pre drinks clubbing, also dinner. The food isn’t amazing, but the vibe is ace. Beautiful mod gardens.

CAFE ARABE184 rue Mouassine (00 212 44 42 97 28). Opened at the beginning of 2004, Café Arabe is the first proper café in the sinuous alleys of the Medina. It fills most of an old traditional-style house, with seating beneath the orange trees in the courtyard and in a couple of colourful adjacent salons. It serves Italian food (the café's owners are from Rome) and a lengthy menu of traditional, Moroccan and fruit teas, plus juices, a buffet of salads and pastas, and a selection of own-made quiches, tarts and pastries. There's simply nowhere else in Marrakech that does anything like this. Even better, the premises also include a snug little bruised-pink bar and a canvas-shaded, cushion-strewn terrace with views over the city rooftops which are themselves intoxicating.

CAFE GLACIERHotel CTM, Jemaa el-Fna (00 212 44 42 23 25). Several cafés and restaurants have upper terraces with fine ringside seating from which to observe the mayhem of Jemaa el-Fna. The best of the lot is the Café Glacier, which is above the Hotel CTM. Here, the compulsory purchase of one soft drink (Dhs9) gives access to a rooftop with a sweeping, 270-degree view. Come at dusk for purple skies clouded by drifts and curls of smoke as 100 food stalls fire up the griddles and the smell of grilling meat overlaps with the insistent clattering of hand drums.

CASA LALLA http://www.casalalla.com/
Richard Neat (ex Pied a Terre in London and Neat in Cannes) runs this little riad with his wife Sophie. The restaurant is now open to non residents but you must book. Nouvelle cuisine in the French style. Quite a good place to stay as well.

CHEZ CHEGROUNI
Jemaa-el-Fna. The humble Chez Chegrouni is everybody's favourite cheap restaurant in the Medina. It looks like a garage space with a small terrace out front but it is clean, well run and popular with both locals and tourists. Choose from soups, salads, grilled meats, couscous and tagines on the menu (in English) and scribble your order on one of the paper napkins in the table-glasses; hand it to a waiter and it will come back as your bill at the end of the meal.

LE COMPTOIR
Drinks & dinner, packed with French people, v glamorous, a real scene. Nice courtyard out the back. Ask for a table on the first floor opposite the DJ. “It is hugely stylish, the food is consistently excellent and the floorshow is hysterical. Go straight to the table, rather than having a drink in the bar first, where it is seriously uncomfortable and the staff tend to forget about you. Although there is a long cocktail list, the results can be somewhat hit and miss and I have learnt to stick to the wine list, where mark-ups are rather less than usual. The reception staff clearly favour the good, the great and the beautiful of Gueliz and the Palmeraie, so be sure to request a large table downstairs at the time of booking. Don’t go too early, or you will miss the entertainment.”

DAR MOHA
81 rue Dar el Bacha (00 212 44 386 400). The former home of designer Pierre Balmain now plays host to what is often described as Marrakech's finest restaurant, The 19th-century riad setting is splendid, but only really if you are lucky enough to nab a table in the walled garden by the pool. The pool terrace is closed during the winter. Book well ahead for Friday and Saturday nights.

DAR YACOUT
79 rue Sidi Ahmed Soussi, Arset Ihiri (00 212 44 38 29 29). The food is similar in quality and quantity to that at Le Tobsil, but here the restaurant's reputation rests as much on its looks as its tastes. The building is a madcap mansion with flowering columns, candy striping, fireplaces in the bathrooms and a yellow crenellated rooftop terrace on which drinks are served prior to dining. Tons of fountains with rose petals. Hard to find so make sure the place you are staying in organises it and someone will come to meet you and walk you in.

EL FASSIA
232 avenue Mohammed V (00 212 44 43 40 60). Moroccan à la carte is a rarity but it can be found at El Fassia, which is also unique because it's run by a women's co-operative: the chefs, waiting staff and management are all female. The decor is drab and service can be grumpy but the food (tagines and couscous dishes) is superb. El Fassia is north of the Medina heading toward the new town of Guéliz on main Avenue Mohammed V.

KM 9
Route de l'Ourika, Km9 (00 212 44 37 63 73). Dining at KM 9 also begins with a taxi ride: it is nine kilometres south of the city centre. There is nothing quite like it in town - this is a super-stylish roadhouse on an open country road that combines an informal bar-lounge with intimate dining. The food is Italian, presented in the form of four good-value set menus, each of which kicks off with a superb buffet of antipasti. Plates cleared, guests can spill out into a back garden hung with hundreds of coloured lanterns plus disco lights, glitter ball and a state-of-the-art sound system.

Lalla Takerkout is a restaurant right on the lake near the dam , about a 20 minute ride from Marrakech . It's just meat kebabs and a moroccan tajine with salads . It'll fill you up but the best part is the setting .

LE FONDOUK
55 Souk Hal Fassi, Kat Bennahid (00 212 44 378190). This is the most ragingly chic of the city's new-style restaurants, with a dark, moody décor that invites you to lounge on cushions pondering the relative merits of a croquant de chocolat noir, coulis de fraises or glaces de pistache. Le Fondouk applies cutting-edge European interior design to a fine old riad. The food is Moroccan with excursions into French and Italian cuisine. Allegedly not the best but great value. Book ahead at weekends.

LE SABAL +212 (0)44422422 – amazing new restaurant on Mohamed V Ave in the new town, just opposite Hotel Marrakech, has been compared to the Buddha Bar in Paris but I think is very different. Warm, cosy, velvety palatial rooms indoors, vast palm-covered terrace outside. Cute bar. Described as “the most astonishing renovation of a 1925 villa, central setting, fabulous gardens and interior with red tadelakt and velvet banquettes. Good food, fine vines, impeccable service. French chanson from Henry Salvador to Carla Bruni. Paparazzi-free private rooms.”

LES TERRASSES DE L'ALHAMBRA
Jemaa el-Fna (00 212 44 42 75 70). Outstanding views come as standard at Les Terrasses de l'Alhambra, which is on the edge of Jemaa el-Fna, at the heart of the Medina. It's a smart, French-run operation with coffee, tea and ice cream served on the ground floor and dining on the first-floor terrace from a menu based around salads, pizzas and pasta accompanied by freshly squeezed juices. If the heat is too intense (and it often is) there is the option of the air-conditioned interior.

LE TOBSIL
22 Derb Moulay Abdellah Ben Hessaien, Bab Ksour (00 212 44 44 4052). In typical Marrakech fashion, the food at Le Tobsil just keeps on coming, course after course after course. But far from being a test of endurance, the experience is more like unwrapping presents at Christmas: you can't wait to see what's next. Aperitifs (included in the price, as is the wine) are followed by a swarm of small vegetarian meze dishes; then comes a flaky pastilla, followed by a tagine and a couscous dish; finally there is fruit and tea/coffee accompanied by cakes or pastries. The setting is equally rich, a gorgeous old traditional house deep in the Medina where guests are seated on two levels around a courtyard and entertained by gnawa musicians playing a trance-inducing Moroccan form of blues.

LES TROIS PALMIERS
La Mamounia, Avenue Bab Jedid (00 212 44 38 86 00; http://www.mamounia.com/). Reviews of the rooms at La Mamounia, the grande dame of Marrakech hotels, are mixed, to say the least; and service can border on the offensive. But the place does serve good food: L'Italien and Le Marocain restaurants are both excellent. Best of all is the lavish buffet laid on at the poolside Les Trois Palmiers. Feast on dozens of salads, plus steaks and seafood charcoal-grilled to order, with sugary pastries, fruit tarts and mousses to follow. Finally, walk off the excess in the lovely gardens surrounding the pool. These date back to the 18th century and have a formal design of walkways, flowerbeds, orange groves and olive trees maintained by a team of 40 specialists wielding secateurs. But be warned that al fresco does not mean casual, and smart dress is definitely required.

NARWAMA (or something like that) is a gorgeous looking Thai restaurant that Richard Neat of Casa Lalla raves about. It's huge and bling and a great break from Moroccan food if you are staying for a week.

STALLS IN THE MEDINA
As the sun sets on the central square of Jemaa el-Fna, 100 open kitchens are swiftly set up in tightly drawn rows, set with benches and illuminated by lights strung overhead. Within the space of no more than half an hour a public thoroughfare is transformed into what must be one of the world's biggest open-air eateries. Most stalls specialise in one particular dish. Novices can play safe with familiar-looking fare such as grilled brochettes, the spicy sausage known as merguez or harira, the local broth of lamb, lentils, chickpeas and vegetables. Followers in the footsteps of Anthony Bourdain can test their mettle with boiled sheep heads, eel and mounds of snails cooked in an herb-rich sauce. Discs of bread take the place of cutlery. Language isn't an issue as menus and prices hang above most stalls; otherwise, just point at what you want.

TERRASSES DI GIANCARLO or something
Best Italian restaurant around a fabulous pool. Tremayne from A Hedonist’s Guide says they’ve had some terrible reports lately though.

WHERE TO DRINK & DANCE

CAFE ARABE
184 rue el Mouassine (00 212 4442 9728). Recently opened and still waiting for that precious liquor licence, Café Arabe is already a firm favourite among the foreign contingent. The rooftop terrace practically overlooks the nearby mosque. (The call to prayer sounds particularly fine at sundown).

CAFE DE FRANCEJemaa el Fna. Sip mint tea on the top-floor terrace while you watch the theatrics below.

DAR CHERIFA8 Derb Cherifa Lakhbir, Mouassine (00 212 44 426 463). Attractive 'café litteraire'and gallery in the Mouassine district, housed in a lovely riad dating from the 17th century. Cultural events are held in the courtyard.

JAD MAHALFontaine de la Mamounia (00 212 44 436984). This is a complex of bar, restaurant and dance space beside the roundabout just over the way from the Mamounia, near Le Comptoir. Take in the outrageous folie de grandeur of this contemporary orientalist fantasy. The newest and hippest addition to Marrakech nightlife. The club downstairs is hilarious.. and the bar/restaurant upstairs is beautiful with belly dancers and dwarfs (well one dwarf) serving drinks..( very decadent)

LE COMPTOIR
Avenue Echouhada, Hivernage (00 212 4443 7702). For post-dinner drinks on a Saturday night, le tout Marrakech decamps to Le Comptoir for funky music in a gorgeous setting, respkendent with black and red tadlekt walls and a slinky grand staircase littered with pink rose petals. Well-heeled Marrakech comes out to play, with expensive drinks and a ritzy clientele. Interesting as an experience of modern Morocco at its most Westernised and fashion-conscious. The food is missable but the experience - especially the bellydancers who appear around midnight - is not.

LE TEATRO
Hotel Es Saadi, Ave Wl Quadissia (00 212 4444 8811). One of Marrakech's trendiest discos - jaw-droppingly fabulous but apparently quite ravey. Best at weekends.

PACHA
Newly opened and gobsmackingly fantastic - with two restaurants (one is Alain Ducasse's Crystal) and gorgeous terrace lounge overlooking a swimming pool - and located on the route de l’Ourika, see http://www.pachamarrakech.com/. The only problem is it’s always empty when I go but apparently this is no longer the case at weekends. Email rima@pachamarrakech.com for guestlist.

WHITE ROOM
The newly opened White Room underneath the Hotel Royal Mirage in Hivernage looks like a disco from the eighties. Locals like the understatement of the place, its small size, the looong drinks and the DJ's list.

DAYTIME

NIKKI BEACH – formerly The Sunset Club. Massive lagoon style pool with nice restaurant, big day beds and really loud clubby music. Ask for Noureddine who runs it and mention my name. http://www.ilove-marrakesh.com/sunsetclub

SIGHTSEEING

JEMAA EL-FNA
Jemaa el-Fna, the main open space in Marrakech, is as old as the city itself. It is thronged day and night with a carnival of local life, including snake-charmers (a few dirhams for a photograph with a snake draped over your shoulders, and a few more to have it removed); dentists (teeth pulled on the spot); scribes (letters written to order); herbalists (cures for everything and nothing); and beggars (to whom Moroccans give generously). In the evenings, the square becomes a venue for alfresco eating and entertainment of a bizarre nature with troupes of costumed acrobats, storytellers, magicians, transvestite dancers and semi-mystical gnawa musicians attended by small knots of wild-eyed devotees giddy on the repetitive rhythms. Tourists are welcome to watch but nothing here is staged for their benefit.

KOUTOUBIA MOSQUE
The centrepiece of Marrakech is the square tower of the Koutoubia minaret, attached to the Koutoubia Mosque, built in the early 1100s. It's not particularly high but it towers over the Medina thanks to a long-standing planning ordinance that forbids any other building in the old city to rise above the height of a palm tree. LES BAINS DE MARRAKECHRiad Mehdi, 2 Derb Sedra, Bab Agnaou (00 212 44 38 14 28; http://www.riadmehdi.com/). Les Bains de Marrakech is an elegant spa centre, occupying one half of an old townhouse pressed up against the 12th-century city walls in the southern kasbah quarter. A full range of treatments, from water massage to shiatsu, plus steam-cleaning in a traditional hammam, are on offer. You can have a whole day of treatment then finish off with cocktails at the bar of Riad Mehdi, the boutique hotel that occupies the other half of the townhouse.

MAJORELLE GARDEN
Avenue Yacoub el-Mansour. Privately owned by fashion designer and long-time Marrakech resident Yves Saint Laurent, the Majorelle Garden was created in the 1930s by two generations of French artists, Louis Majorelle and his son Jacques. The former's speciality was furniture, the latter's Orientalism, but the enduring Majorelle legacy is a virulent shade of powder-blue that carries their name. It colours the water channels, urns and the artists' former studio (now a museum of Islamic art), making a striking contrast with bamboo groves, cacti, great palms and pools floating with water lilies. The effect is like walking through a Gauguin painting.

MUSEE DE MARRAKECHPlace Ben Youssef (00 212 44 39 09 11). At the heart of the Medina, the Musée de Marrakech is a conversion of an opulent, early 20th-century house formerly belonging to a local grandee. Exhibits rotate but concentrate on Moroccan and/or Islamic arts and crafts such as court ceramics and tribal textiles. The star attraction is the building itself, particularly the polychromic-tiled central court. There's a pleasant courtyard café and a very good bookshop. Crucially, the museum is one of the very few air-conditioned buildings in the old city - worth the price of admission alone during the hot summer months. Open 9.30am to 6pm daily.

BAHIA PALACE
Riad Zitoun El Jedid (00 212 44 389 221). A 19th-century palace with lush decoration so highly worked that it verges on kitsch, but devoid of contents so a bit dull. Puff Daddy threw a party here before he was P Diddy. Open daily from 8.45am to 11.45am, 2.45pm to 5.45pm.

BEN YOUSSEF MEDERSA
Place Ben Youssef (00 212 44 39 09 11). Visit the Ben Youseef Medersa for its spectacular interiors, so striking that it upstaged Kate Winslet in the scenes they shared in the film Hideous Kinky. The Ben Youssef Medersa is a 16th-century Koranic school that was lovingly restored and buffed up to perfection in the late 1990s. The serene courtyard has a central water-filled basin and façades enhanced with tiling, stucco and carved cedar.

CITY WALLS
Hop into a horse-drawn calèche for a tour around the outside of the city walls. First constructed in the 12th century, these form a neat circuit of six miles punctuated by about 200 towers and 20 gates. Made of pisé, the fortifications possess a pinkish tinge and glow beautifully in the setting sun. A complete whirl around takes the best part of an hou; prices are fixed by the municipality and are posted beside the carriages, which wait in line on the north side of place de Foucauld (just follow your nose).

DAR CHERIFA
8 Derb Charfa Lakbir Mouassine, off Rue Mouassine (00 212 44 42 64 63): Dar Cherifa is a restored townhouse among the souks. Owner Abdelatif Ben Abdellah is a leading light in the rejuvenation of the old city. Here he has taken great pains to expose carved beams and stucco work while leaving walls and floors bare and free of distraction, all the better to enhance the hanging of regular exhibitions by resident local and foreign artists. The venue also hosts occasional performances by gnawa and Sufi musicians and incorporates a small library. Anybody is free to drop by, and tea and coffee are served. Really lovely and feels authentic.

MEDERSA BEN YOUSSEF
Place Ben Youssef. This is also worth a visit for its pools and arches, its carved cedarwood doorways and tranquil patios that bring to mind all the glories of Andalucian architecture. Open daily except Fri, 9am to noon, 2.30pm to 6pm.

MUSEE D'ART REGIONAL DAR SI SAID
Riad Zitoun El Jedid (00 212 44 389 564). Open Wed to Mon, 9am to noon, 3pm to 6pm.

WHERE TO SHOP

SOUKS
At the heart of Marrakech, filling the alleys north of the central square, are the souks, mile after constricted mile of tiny, closet-sized emporia. The sheer number of shops is overwhelming - 100 of them in 100 metres - although many seem compelled to offer exactly the same non-essential wares, particularly babouches (canary-yellow slippers, from Dhs30), jellabas (embroidered gowns, from Dhs100) and etched brass platters the size of manhole covers. Every section of the souk has its own speciality, with alleys devoted to everything from spices and ironwork to the ingredients necessary for casting magic spells. Areas worth seeking out include the Criée Berbère, a knot of dimly lit, roofed passageways that was once a slave market but is now the centre of the carpet trade, and the Kissaria, a ladder of arrow-straight, shoulder-width alleys lined with stallholders specialising in cotton, clothing, kaftans and blankets. The most photogenic is the Souk des Teinturiers, or dyers' souk, rendered dazzling by drying sheafs of coloured wool. The shops nearby major in pottery, lanterns and assorted pieces of metalwork.Souks are generally open daily 9am-7pm and closed Friday mornings. Hotels all but push guides on clients, warning of the dangers of unaccompanied forays into the souks; but you don't really need them. Thanks to government crackdowns, hassle from over-eager salesmen is a thing of the past. And it's almost impossible to get lost: the myriad alleys may be winding but the Medina is not that big and you only need ask a local for help to be set back on the right track. And as for guides securing cheaper prices when haggling, forget it - any savings made are more than gobbled up by their own commissions.

MUSTAPHA BLAOUI
142-144 Bab Doukkala (00 212 44 38 52 40). It's a lazy cliché but no description better fits Mustapha Blaoui than 'an Aladdin's cave'. Hidden behind blank-faced double doors, it's a warehouse piled with floor-to-ceiling irresistibles from candlesticks and lanterns (from Dhs100 and Dhs150 respectively) to pots and bowls and tables and chairs. There's enough ornamentation and inspiration here to furnish a whole series of Changing Rooms. The helpful staff will happily organise shipping overseas.

BELDI
9-11 rue Mouassine, Bab Fteuh (00 212 44 44 10 76). Wealthy Marrakech socialites hoping to turn heads at the next soirée pay a visit to Beldi. A tiny kiosk of a boutique at the entrance to the souks, it is the display space for the work of brothers Toufik and Abdelhafid. Together they tailor seasonal men's and women's collections of Moroccan clothing in the most beautiful colours and fabrics, fashioned with flair and an eye to Western tastes. Beautiful handmade velvet coats lined with silk start from around Dhs1,700, men's shirts in fine linen start from about Dhs500. The brothers expect to have a second shop in the Medina dedicated to their own home-decor products; viewing will be by appointment only.

KULCHI1 Rue Ksour, off Rue Sidi El Yamani, Bab El Ksour (00 212 44 42 91 77). Florence Taranne's Kulchi boutique, near the Medina's Bab El Ksour gate, had its origins in her small shop in the courtyard garden of supper club Le Comptoir (see Nightlife). Her own-label clothing is light and playful, marrying trippy colours and patterning with Moroccan cuts and embroidery. Accessories include raffia shoes from Essaouira, leather shopping bags with khamsa (hand) motifs and T-shirts by Hassan Hajjaj (as worn by staff at hip London restaurant Momo).

SCÈNES DE LIN 70 rue de la Liberté (00 212 44 43 61 08). Shops in the souk specialise in the pretty but useless, so for beautiful and functional things head to the new town of Guéliz, just a 10-minute taxi ride from the central Medina. Owned by Anne-Marie Chaoui, Scènes de Lin deals mainly in linens but also offers striped woven cloth in a huge range of brilliant hues and organdie in delicate pastels. Any combination can be ordered for custom-made curtains, tablecloths or place settings. The shop stocks plenty of other top-quality stuff besides, including luxurious fringed hammam towels, cushions with Fes embroidery, natural essential oils and unusual contemporary lamps.

MINISTRO DEL GUSTO, Derb Azouz 22 El Mouassine, Marrakech (00 212 4 426455; fax: 427936; email: mailto:%20mingusto@cybernet.net.ma). This gallery ("the ministry of taste") is owned by fashion-editor-turned-furniture-designer Alessandra Lippini and her partner, Fabrizio Bizzarri. It has become a key shopping destination in Marrakech. Go for the gorgeous wooden furniture, bas-relief panels and local objets d'art. Lippini often works by special commission from interior designers. Appointments are preferred, but there is always someone there to open the door to a casual visitor.

RIAD TAMSNA Ten minutes by foot from the central square, Djemaa el-Fna (00 212 4 385272) houses a gallery, as well as an emporium selling all sorts of homewares, from bed and bath products to local delicacies and pots of preserves. There is also a restaurant specialising in a Moroccan fusion of Indian, French and Lebanese cuisine. Expensive but very elegant, and a paradigm of what modern Marrakech is all about.

AKKAL/MIA ZIAQuartier Industriel Sidi Ghanem No.322, route de Safi (00 212 44 33 59 38). Committed shopaholics should take a ride out to the Quartier Industriel at Sidi Ghanem. This is the city's warehouse belt, home to several fine factory showrooms. Akkal does modern takes on classic Moroccan shapes in furniture and ceramics, but also sells linens, clothes and pick n' mix dinnerware in the most fantastic colours, from Dhs55. The same showroom also displays Mia Zia wares by Valérie Barkowski (known through her boutiques in Paris, Marseille, Geneva and St Barts) including crisp, white, cotton bed linen with embroidered borders (from Dhs550) and plush fringed towels (from Dhs350). Prices are half what you'd pay in Europe.

LA MEDINA Quartier Industriel Sidi Ghanem No. 24, route de Safi (00 212 44 33 61 32). Also in the Quartier Industriel Sidi Ghanem, La Medina sells ceramics, tableware and furniture originally created for restaurants and hotels.

OUT OF TOWN

Kasbah Agafay – under the same ownership as Kssour Agafay (above), this is a former Sufi shrine, a fort converted to a hotel. Lux boho chic. Great food and pool. 25 mins out of town and you can go just for lunch and spa treatments (with curiously unrelaxing music - Frank Sinatra the last time I was there!).

Kasbah Tamadot is Richard Branson’s place in the High Atlas mountains, like the Kasbah Agafay with knobs on, but a longer drive.

In the summertime take a trip to the sea (with a driver) to Essaouira. There is a FABULOUS new hotel there called Madada Mogador which has a great restaurant apparently - http://www.i-escape.com/hotel.php?hotel_key=MC058. Upmarket of that is L’Heure Bleue (http://www.heure-bleue.com/) which is much more expensive but is a proper riad with pool, hammam etc. The other place everybody goes to there is called Villa Maroc – don’t bother (over priced, over rated, not v clean).

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Mykonos is my favourite European summer destination.The Europeans have been keeping it a big secret from the Brits for years by encouraging the common misconception that all those beautiful men on the island are gay. They're not. They're just gorgeous Italians and Greeks who go to the gym a lot. Most of them, anyway. Obviously there is a big, fabulous gay scene on Mykonos, but since when did that keep the Brits away from Ibiza?

Mykonos is a shrunken, stress-free, Ibiza - minus the British package holidaymaker, and with an infinitely more pristine coastline and better shops. As of 2006, visitors are spoilt rotten with cool new sleeperies as well.

It's important to say that although my blog is obsessed with where to eat/sunbathe/party (shopping guide coming soon, when i have time!,) Mykonos is fantastically varied for such a small island: it's a perfect destination for a glorious romantic getaway, a family holiday or a full-on singleton party splurge; you simply have to choose the right locations.


Photos from 2003 trip at: http://www.kodakgallery.com/BrowsePhotos.jsp?&collid=92834178103.799328517103.1149767747771&page=1

Photos from 2004 trip at:http://www.kodakgallery.com/BrowsePhotos.jsp?&collid=92834178103.597314477103.1149768060324&view=1&page=&sort_order=&albumsperpage=&navfolderid=2004 (nb there are millions)

Video of us wasted (esp Kt) on Paraga Beach at: http://www.getpermission.co.uk/clients/kt/

Still too hungover to upload 2006 pix.

(For Mykonos in the press, scroll to the bottom.)

WHEN DO WE GO THERE?
Usually late July, or early September. August is hot, packed and very Italian.

GETTING THERE FROM THE UK

Halle-bloody-lujah!!!

DIRECT

The old British Airways route was taken over by easyjet, so the flights are actually more frequent... but also more expensive. However, a long weekend in Mykonos is a pain-free reality... albeit a reality in which you give up 2 working days and fly back Sunday morning, but then you'll probably be glad of an early night on Sunday after a weekend in Mykonos. Of course, it also means you can go for 10 days, which is even better - a week off work sandwiched by 2 weekends. But clearly this is going to have a massive impact on the amount of Notting Hill-accented English you hear spoken on the island....

Charters used to operate on Fridays from London Gatwick but those flights appear to have disappeared from view.

Flight time is around 4 hours.

VIA ATHENS

You also have the tedious option of travelling via Athens, on BA, Astraeus or many other airlines followed by an internal flight with Astraeus, Aegean http://www.aegeanair.com/ or Olympic http://www.olympicairlines.com/ a short 25 min hop to Mykonos. Alternatively you can catch a Sea-cat from (not sure which) (grab a 30 min cab from the airport) which takes about 2.5 hours, buy your ticket from the agents at the airport..

You could alternatively fly out on the Thursday BA flight, and back via Athens on Olympic. Hell now that BA is in the mix there are TONS of permutations.

Alternatively, research Mykonos direct flights from another European hub (Italy has quite a few charter flights there).

GETTING THERE FROM THE US (thank you Rocky for this info!)

Transavia - nonstop from Amsterdam http://www.transavia.com/en
Hapagfly - nonstops from some German cities http://www.hapagfly.com/
Air Berlin: nonstops from some German cities http://www.airberlin.com/site/index.php?LANG=eng
Eurofly - nonstop from Italy http://www.eurofly.it/
LTU - nonstop from Dusseldorf http://www.ltu.com/world
Air Europa - reportedly flew from MAD in the past http://www.air-europa-com/en/default.html
Olympic, most frequent flights from ATH
Aegean - flies from ATH; new jets; earn LH miles; use their website to avoid paper ticket delivery fees charged by Orbitz http://www.aegeanair.com/
Charters are also available. Found some from LGW at http://www.justtheflight.co.uk

SLEEP: HOTELS IN TOWN

THE BELVEDERE (http://www.belvederehotel.com/) My FAVOURITE hotel. Mykonos's answer to the Delano. The bedrooms aren’t so amazing but it’s still our favourite thanks to fabulous staff, a great location bang in the centre of town, a beautiful pool with huge comfy beds… and of course the fact that it has a Nobu (or, more correctly, Matsuhisa Mykonos) is the clincher. For once, the website doesn’t oversell the hotel, which got a big makeover over the winter and now looks even more Miami. Shit, there's even a Scoop store. The gym's had a makeover and is now spacious and well equipped. Expensive… but draws a cool crowd. Has underground parking for hire cars.

The THEOXENIA vies with Belvedere for reputation as trendiest hotel in Mykonos town. It had a big refurb 2 or 3 years ago and tons of hype ever since. Overhangs the water underneath the windmills. Very funky with spa treatments and a little gym. In town up by the windmills, in a great setting overhanging the sea. Almost as convenient than Belvedere or Semeli if you want to catch buses to the beach.http://www.mykonostheoxenia.com/

THE SEMELI (http://www.semelihotel.gr/)
Chora, Mykonos, 00 30 289 027466; fax 00 30 289 027467
Next door to the Belvedere and not dissimilar, the Semeli in 2006 opened a spa, as well the slightly disappointing island branch of top Athens restaurant Freud Oriental in a bid to out-flash Nobu). The Semeli is an old Chora mansion around which has been built a Cycladic village of two-storey houses with green and blue woodwork and wooden balconies. Great restaurant, fab pool, the bedrooms are OK but basically the whole place needs a makeover. Expensive and compared to the newer stuff overpriced.

OSTRACO SUITES (http://www.ostraco.gr/) E-mail : info@ostraco.gr
846 00 Drafaki Mykonos Tel (30) 22890 23396, 22890 27121, Fax: (30) 22890 27123 ATHENS (Winter office): tel./fax: ( 30) 210 9228452, 9225265
6 year old, sweet little hotel up the hill 600m from the centre of town. Next door to the Andronikos and owned by the same people. 24 double rooms and suites. Pretty saltwater pool, bbq etc. On the hill. Described on hiphotels.net as “A stylish family owned resort of 24 double rooms and suites ideally located close to the town a hill in an area of 6.000m2 offering a spectacular view of the Aegean sea”. See also http://boutiquelodgingpl.worldres.com/script/property.php?hotel_id=78764

ANDRONIKOS (http://www.andronikoshotel-mykonos.com/)
Tel. +30 (22890) 24231, Fax: + 30 (22890) 24691
Up the hill from the Belvedere and the Semeli, so a little way out of town (but halfway to fab Paranga Beach) the Andronikos has a big pool and faded hip hotels décor. Some of the rooms are looking a bit tatty these days; I would venture that only the suites are worth booking. Service isn’t so great, they play really loud music in the poolside bar and the uphill walk back from town can be a struggle late at night (there are only 12 taxis on the island!). Not really selling it I know: disappointed with last year's visit as used to be a big Andronikos evangelist.

ROCHARI Hotel Rochari http://www.roccari.com/ tel # +3022890 23107
Next door but one to the Belvedere and the budget option. Lacks the style and service, but with rooms at around €110 per night this family run hotel is good value, and has a nice pool area and a great juice and cocktail bar which used to be run by the indomitable Mary who sadly moved on this year. Rooms. Parking available, but on a horrible 45 degree incline.

CARBONAKI (http://www.carbonaki.gr/)
If you want to skip the five star luxury and save your money for shopping then the Carbonaki is the most fantastic alternative, slap bang in the middle of the old town. It has double and twin rooms, or triples, or quads (a room sleeping 4 costs about 200 Euros), a bar and restaurant, and a little courtyard with a swimming pool. Don’t go with a huge suitcase as you’ll have to wheel it down masses of stairs and cobbled streets.

APANEMA (http://www.apanemaresort.com/) is, according to the website, a gorgeous boutique hotel on the waterfront 1o mins walk from the town. 17 rooms tricked out in typical island style (all white!) and nice bathroom products. We haven't heard such great reports though.

PORTO MYKONOS ttp://portomykonos.gr
A cool little hotel in the port. Recently tarted up to look like a low rent Belvedere. Clean tidy rooms, nice swimming pool, a little gym, calm at night and close to the town centre and the port. Affordable.

SLEEP: HOTELS OUT OF TOWN

CAVO TAGOO just out of town got rave reviews in 2006 after its refurb. And then they did a second refurb over the winter and, wow, you should see it now. This is an uber-cool boutique hotel with a jazzy website, sexy, mod rooms and a groovy little gym in the basement, just north of the main town and an easy walk to the old port. Much of the decor is white, as it is everywhere on the island apart from the Theoxenia (which has a lot of snot green), but there are flashes of gold in the lobby, and the wedge shaped swimming pool, over which decks hover, has colour changing LED lighting in it. The big outdoor cocktail bar is now a ginormous fishtank. The sunloungers are double beds framed with silvered bamboo poles supporting canopies (they look like chuppahs). The service is lovely and the food is not bad. If you don't stay here, be sure to pop in for cocktails at sunset. www.cavotagoo.gr.

BILL & COO Suites & Lounge at Megali Ammos (2 mins drive out of town on a hill overlooking the sea) opened in summer 2006, with 25 rooms/suites. Like Cavo Tagoo, they got a bit carried away with the one upmanship and splurged a load more money over the winter (more suites with, frankly, overlooked private plunge pools). Divine funky rooms, with a great bar/dining scene around the large infinity pool. Hugely expensive even for Mykonos, and targeting Russians. You have been warned. www.bill-coo-hotel.com

KIVOTOS CLUB HOTEL is a pretty, family-owned property on Ornos Bay with 28 rooms and 12 suites (i think). It has the whole Mykonos white thing going on, but with extra character and two pools (one saltwater). The entire place has been thoroughly refurbished and villas are planned for 2008. Ask for Philip and mention my name for a discount. www.kivotosclubhotel.com

MYKONOS GRACE, located north of Mykonos town on Agios Stefanos beach, also got a thoroughly mod makeover during the winter of 2006/7 and is keeping up nicely with the competition. Many rooms have private plunge pools and whatnot. Awaiting a personal report from friends who are there now. Rooms cost from 300 euros in high season. www.mykonosgrace.com

GRECOTEL MYKONOS BLU in Platis Yalos is 4km from the town. This beautiful, cool hotel is also child-friendly with baby sitting facilities etc. Above my favourite Mediterranean beach (which has the best beach restaurant on the island and possibly anywhere apart from the Al Cielo on the Yucatan peninsula) and the Gulf of Psarou on Mykonos, the little enclave of 102 sea blue and white bungalows evokes the "sugar-cube" style of traditional island architecture. Every room comes with modern luxuries like air conditioning, direct-dial phone, satellite TV, minibar, ocean-view terrace, and room service 24 hours a day. Shockingly expensive but popular nonetheless. www.grecotel/mykonos/mykonos-blu

The couples-only hotel APSENTI just got a fab makeover and - despite a rather ill-judged website that's pure cheese-on-toast - has some great little suites, some with plunge pools. www.apsenti.com

PELICAN BAY ART HOTEL http://www.mykonos-web.com/PELICANBAY/index.htm
Allegedly attractive, good value hotel near the Mykonos Blu.

ST JOHN http://www.saintjohn.gr/
Newish luxury resort with spa, indoor & outdoor pools. Opened a couple of years ago. Haven’t visited it myself. Looks quite flash.

PRINCESS OF MYKONOS HOTEL http://www.princessofmykonos.gr/
Posh looking glam Eurotrash hotel north of town. Hilarious flash website has a great interactive map.

THE SANTA MARINA (http://www.santa-marina.gr/)
A luxury resort based on the south of the island in Ornos Bay. The resort is a luxury 20 acre complex of 90 hotel rooms and four fab private villas with their own pools. Stunning views across the bay, looking out at all the luxury yachts. Sharon Stone, Oliver Stone and Mel Gibson have all been guests… but it gets dissed on tripadvisor.com so is possibly best avoided.

ZEPHYROS http://www.mykonos-web.com/ZEPHYROS/index.htm
Small cheap hotel with pool right on lovely Paraga beach.

GERANIUM www.geraniumhotel.com The most stylish hotel on the island - on the edge of town by Starbucks - is for gay men and lesbians only which is tragic for every straight person in the universe. Nude sunbathing beside the pool is actively encouraged.

MYKONOS VIEW www.myconosview.gr
5mins walk to the town, this one has its own pool and a range of little apartments and studios.

OTHER HOTELS

Once upon a time before all these really cool places opened (circa 2003) The Belvedere recommended the following hotels (all in town)
Hotel Elena tel# +30 22890 23457
Hotel Anastasios Sevasti tel# +30 2289 0 24312
Hotel Andromeda tel# +30 22890 24712
Hotel Leto tel# +30 22890 22207

There are lots of other hotels listed at
http://www.greek-hotels.com/ - click Mykonos in the Cyclades. The Mykonos Star in Agios Sostis looks lovely

http://www.greekhotel.com/cyclades/myconos/chora/home.htm
http://www.mykonos-hotels.biz/mykonos.htm
http://www.mykonos-hotels.net/

WHAT’S THE ISLAND LIKE?

Gorgeous. Vibe is a smaller, prettier Ibiza with all the British oiks sent home. Mykonos is the chicest of the Cyclades islands and correspondingly fairly expensive (on a par with Ibiza in fact). Glam gay contingent and lots of pretty Europeans, especially Italians. Tons of great places to eat, drink and hang out. Dancing around the pool at the beach restaurants at sunset is a nice way to kick the evening off (before going for a disco nap). Mykonos measures just nine miles by six and, as my friend Kt is fond of saying, you could go to a different beach every day for a month. The island is prety barren but is covered with pretty little whitewashed houses. For maps click here: http://www.mykonos-web.com/mykonos/map.htm

Just ten minutes' drive from the airport (if that) is the island's capital, Mykonos Town. It's a labyrinth of narrow whitewashed lanes originally designed to baffle invading pirates, although it hasn't stopped the tourists.

The island was quiet and peaceful until it was discovered by shipping magnate Aristotle Onassis, who brought Jackie O to the island. Since then, owning a house on the island has been considered a status symbol by wealthy Athenians. (though Mykonos is also the place that Shirley Valentine came to and 'found herself').

The island's mascot is Petros the pelican. He was one of a flock which flew to Mykonos from the mainland in the 1950's. There are now two of him. How he bred solo is a mystery.

Good information sites on Mykonos:
http://www.cntraveller.co.uk/destinations/world/europe/greece/Mykonos_and_Santorini
http://www.magicaljourneys.com/Mykonos/index.html
http://www.travel-to-mykonos.com/
http://www.mykonosgreece.com/
http://www.mykonos-greece.biz/mykonos-guide.htm

TRANSPORT

There are various ways to get around the island - car, moped (DANGEROUS), quad bike (marginally less dangerous) or even public transport. Bus service from the town to the beaches is amazingly pretty good. There are only about a dozen taxis on the island; when you order one, the controller tells you what number taxi to look out for. Sweet. Hire a car if you can (bugger to park it in town although some hotels have car parks) but essential really – jeeps are best as roads are pretty rough. The shit jeeps are shit, but they look cool.

BEACHES see map http://www.thesaurus.gr/map_of_mykonos_island.htm

Paraga (pronounced Paranga) – a short bus or scooter ride from town - is a perennial favourite. Small and lively, with fantastic beach bars, including a sunset bar that changes hands every year where you can dance around or fall into an infinity pool, white sand, reasonable sun loungers and turquoise sea. Packed in the afternoon, quiet in the morning (like all the beaches). This is a sociable singles rather than a family beach. There is a great restaurant called Axina just around the corner for watching the sunset and eating fish or paella but it had a rubbish year in 2006 and may not be there this year.

Paradise and Super Paradise are the younger versions of Paraga - great for afternoon dancing to house music, throwing lager around and falling into swimming pools. A bit spring break for my generation (the odd American who makes it to Myknos never gets past these two beaches, which are basically one big beach).

Psarou is the Greek jet set beach and has the comfiest loungers. It’s like the Jockey Club in Ibiza but with lounge music, or like Club 55 in St Tropez but with better food. They even do sushi in the bar. You have to book the beds about a year in advance though or you get stuck at the end. Everybody is from Athens, with a sprinkling of Italians. It’s where the big yachts come in to moor while their occupants go to the fabulous restaurant Nammos for lunch. We bumped into Philip Green and Simon Cowell there in 2005 so it must be good.

Panormos in the north is a huge and stunning bay with three beaches, the most popular one of which, Ftelia, has a gorgeous Moroccanish-themed beach restaurant with bleached camo netting canopies and comfy seating, and lots of pretty colours. The restaurant has grown massively and added a bar area; some say it sold its soul this year when it acquired some big white sun loungers and went all fashionable. But you can still plonk a towel on the sand and the umbrellas are free as long as you buy a drink. This is still the island's beautiful people beach, like Salinas in Ibiza but with white sand and clear turquoise water. Just gorgeous, and the food and music are great.

Agios Sostis next door is, on a windy day, a wild and windswept beach that sits at the northern mouth of a bay and again a big favourite with surfers thanks to its exposure to the meltemi winds. Rollers crash in on a superb sand beach especially in July and August when the meltemi winds are at their strongest. On a still day, there is usually a little breeze here. Another reason to visit Agios Sostis is Kiki's, the fantastic restaurant beside the church.

Elia(s) – Angelo’s favourite. Windy beach good for windsurfing.

Kalo Livadi is a big wide beach, good for families, with a nice taverna called Shalimar.

EAT: RESTAURANTS IN TOWN (phone ahead or ask your hotel concierge as they change every year)

We like

Matsuhisa Mykonos (book: 30 2289 025 122): Mykonos outpost of Nobu at the Belvedere Hotel. Dining outdoors in the breeze at marble tables. The best tables are those closest to the beautiful pool. Booking is essential.

Aqua Taverna : Aqua is set on the shoreline of Little Venice. The proprietor is from Rome, and virtually all of the menu items are imported from Italy. The menu is simple but authentic. Pastas are cooked perfectly al dente, and the flavors of each dish are uncomplicated, but well balanced. This the ideal spot for a romantic dinner, complete with the sounds of the sea crashing on the shore and the moon beams reflecting on the water. Book on 30-22890-26083

Interni: Sketch-on-Sea but don’t let that put you off. An offshoot of the trendy Athens club. Dramatic walkway entrance is poser’s dream. All white décor with striking light sculpture in the main open garden area. Cocktail bar with proper drinks, DJs and fusion menu (to be fair the food's gone off a bit) served at long white marble tables that we broke at our famous White Party in 2004.

Sea Satin: Along with Aqua, probably the most fun place to eat in Mykonos town. Traditional Greek restaurant on the far right of the harbour next to the windmills – rocks in the season with Greek music – not too many tourists. Expensive but the fantastic location makes up for it.
Philippis (sometimes spelt with an F) : One of the longest established and most expensive restaurants on the island but justifiably so. Beautiful courtyard garden and great food. Horrible muzak.

Nautalus: Tiny Italian restaurant up a side street with great food and lovely service.

Mamacas: http://www.mamacas.gr/upindexen.htm Like a simpler version of Interni, In a garden with palm trees. Very popular.

EAT: RESTAURANTS OUT OF TOWN

Nammos: (book: 30-22890-22440) The beach restaurant on Psarou beach is the Club 55 of Mykonos, but still casual. Fabulous Greek/Italian food (and the odd Lebanese dish) with the accent on fish, lounge music, and – unusually – open evenings as well, to cater for guests at the nearby Mykonos Blu hotel no doubt. It’s great for groups at lunch, and this is where the super yachts moor up, and a bit more couply in the evening.

Kiki’s: Agios Sostis beach. No phone. Open daily, April to mid-Oct, 1pm to 6pm. This local institution is simplicity itself. There's no sign and no phone. Just follow the bronzed bodies trailing onto the tree-shaded terrace overlooking Agios Sostis beach, lured by the aroma of chargrilled pork chops (tenderised in a marinade). The taverna is beside the church and only got electricity 3 years ago. Gorgeous waitresses and a cosmopolitan crowd add to the charm. The restaurant consists of an outdoor brick oven and a patio under a glorious shade tree, plus a small enclosed building with just enough room for a kitchen, a display case, and a commode. Diners can choose from grilled marinated pork chops, chicken cutlets, calamari, octopus, and prawns, plus a variety of homemade salads ranging from artichokes dressed in a tangy lemon-mustard vinaigrette to tabbouleh, corn salad, and black eyed peas with herbs. All served on artfully mismatched crockery and followed by devilish chocolate brownies. If the patio is crowded, wait a few minutes outside to take in the view. Before you know it, a table will be ready. Wines are served in charming copper pitchers and poured into mismatched tumblers and stemware, evocative of a rustic lifestyle.

Focos, Focos Beach, can't find a phone number, just go there in the afternoon. Remote beach restaurant (not that anywhere in Mykonos is that remote), not sure it has a name. Katie's favourite along with Kiki's.

I Axini: The restaurant on Agia Anna, the little bay next to Paranga beach (walk through the Kahlua beach car park and it’s right there) is a brilliant place for late lunch or early dinner as you get the sunset. Fantastic fish including lobster, chilled out tunes. Like the nicest beach place in Ibiza but 100 times better. See http://www.mykonos-web.com/AXINI/index.html

PARTY

If you start your night early-ish, it's usually and inevitably at Caprice, a tiny DJ bar in Little Venice bursting at the seams. Good place to have a cocktail and watch the sunset. Then leave when it's too full.

The action then moves onto Astra and apparently there's a new place this year called Coo Coo, next door to Astra.

Space in Mykonos town is nothing like Space in Ibiza. One huge, hangar like space, and a mellow little outdoor bar behind a glass screen. The music is the same every night but it's always packed and fun. To book a VIP table in the raised area involves buying one bottle of spirits, which costs about £80. If you spend £300 with a group they treat you like a king. Hilarious.

In 2006 one of our favourite clubs, El Peccado, the Mykonos outpost of a hip (apparently) Athens bar, moved from a sweatbox by the Delos ferry across the port to another favourite called Remezzo. This saved us a walk and gave Peccado a huge wraparound terrace and a decent sized dancefloor. The music is downright peculiar but it's still a giggle from about midnight onwards.

Cavo Paradiso is the big famous club. It's arranged a bit like the main room at Pacha Ibiza, but on a clifftop out of town, is entirely open-sided and half-outdoors, opens just after midnight and shuts at 10am. Watcing the sun come up over the swimming pool is quite spectacular and will make you cry with joy. David Morales does his birthday party here every year and there are big name DJs playing here every weekend in the summer. The VIP room is adjacent to the DJ booth and has the biggest ever breeze blowing through it, so you never get hot. Bottle prices are nothing like Ibiza, so if there are a few of you book a table and get there by about 1am on a Saturday or it's murder. Ladies: tip the lavatory attendant on arrival and you'll never have to queue again. (if any journalists are reading this please do not publish this tip!)

PROPERTY
If you're thinking of buying a property here, dig deep. Prices are extortionate. Cameron Diaz thought she was getting a surf chick's bargain on the windy south side of the island, but it turned out to be downwind of a sewage plant. Oh dear.

UK press articles on Mykonos:

http://travel.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,10320-1685350,00.html

http://travel.guardian.co.uk/countries/story/0,,1461463,00.html

http://travel.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,10320-1615183,00.html

http://www.mrandmrssmith.com/luxury-hotels/greece-hotels/mykonos-hotels/belvedere/review/

OH MY GOD I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT GOING TO MYKONOS THIS YEAR!!!!

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